True greatness is not measured in the glory of your victories, but in the character of your failures. Often your greatest successes are built upon a foundation of your greatest failures.

I went on a vacation with some friends recently, we stayed at the worlds worst hotel. You think I'm exaggerating, but I'm not. We reserved three sweets.
We got two sours and a tangy.

Confidence does not equate capability.

There are two ways to deal with rain, stay dry, or get so wet it doesn't matter.

"I can be passive aggressive, but I try and avoid that tendency."