Misery can be found in everything, but so can joy.

Many of the people on the interweb have brain problems, the problem being, that they don't have brains.

Failure is nothing more then a defeat which you refuse to learn from.

Love is not reasonable, not because it is irrational, but because reason cannot contain it.

"You're just upset because my strategy of luck beat your strategy of strategy."

You can't live forever, but you can die trying.

The idea that, given all of infinity, we are all that time has come up with, is as mad a belief as any religion I've ever heard of.

I'm psychic, I can read my mind.

Any food can be finger food, except for soup, that’s more of a palm food.

I am afraid of nothing, but only in the absence of everything.

Leave it to my now to get in the way of my then.

Never get in a brick throwing contest with a rubber wall.

It's much easier to make a leap of faith when someone’s behind you pushing.

The good thing about being short is you’re closer to the ground when you fall.

The good thing about being tall is you have a greater chance of landing on a short person.