"Wiki its like spellchecker . . . for your brain!"

"Knowledge - just one Wiki away!"

Plan B? Don't screw up plan A!

I was gonna get you a present, but then I realized you already have that. So I decided to get you a future instead (they were all out of past). It should be showing up right about (after) now.

"I think I would have remembered if I'd forgotten something."

I have been fortunate enough, or unfortunate depending on your views concerning bliss and ignorance. To have learned just enough to realize how truly little it is that I have learned.