Ever get the feeling that adults are just broken children?

I have been fortunate enough, or unfortunate depending on your views concerning bliss and ignorance. To have learned just enough to realize how truly little it is that I have learned.

You're as dumb as a box of yourself.

Sledge hammers and bowling balls, the way REAL men golf!

Eloquence has little to do with intelligence, and nothing to do with wisdom.

It's not about how pretty you look, its about how ugly you feel.

I find I'm far less opinionated in languages I don't understand.

Quiet is just another word for not listening properly.

"When you 'lose' a sock in the dryer take then non missing sock and nail it to the wall. That way next time a sock goes missing you're just one nail away from having a pair again."

"Democracy isn't about increasing the influence of good its about diluting the influence of evil."

"I like listening to radio channels from other countries, that way when the commercials come on, they may be wasting my time, but I'm wasting their effort."

"Education: one of the few things able to quell a child's innate desire to learn."

Thought for the day: If you're going to shoot someone with a slingshot, use a skittle. That way even though they will be mad that you shot them in the face, they won't be really mad, because hey, free skittle.

"I demand! For my demands to be taken seriously!"

"Most think too little, too much; be of the few."

"To be profane in literature, poetry, or art, is as easy as burning houses, and as shocking, astounding, and destructive. To be restrained is as hard as building houses, and as dismissed, disdained, and worthwhile."

I am just moments away from existence . . . in all directions!

I like to think of myself as an amateur-crastinator, cause I do it for free.

Illumination is a dangerous thing, spread out its light can shatter the shadows; held too close it doesn't dispel the dark but blinds us to the darkness.

Reason is only as good as your own rationality.

It is not our triumphs that make us; but that, over which, we triumph.

It is only in the palpable fear for your own existence, that you find existence worth fearing for at all.

Never toot your own horn . . .
hire a band.

I am in desperate need of some desperation!

The best ideological form of government is Communism, the best possible form of government is Totalitarian, and the best actually form of government is Democracy. Communism fails because it requires a perfect people, Totalitarianism fails because it requires a perfect leader, Democracy succeeds because it requires only that everyone be too selfish to let anyone gain too much power.

But, I don't want to push my luck; I like it where it is.