"Education: one of the few things able to quell a child's innate desire to learn."

Thought for the day: If you're going to shoot someone with a slingshot, use a skittle. That way even though they will be mad that you shot them in the face, they won't be really mad, because hey, free skittle.

"I demand! For my demands to be taken seriously!"

"Most think too little, too much; be of the few."

"To be profane in literature, poetry, or art, is as easy as burning houses, and as shocking, astounding, and destructive. To be restrained is as hard as building houses, and as dismissed, disdained, and worthwhile."

I am just moments away from existence . . . in all directions!

I like to think of myself as an amateur-crastinator, cause I do it for free.

Illumination is a dangerous thing, spread out its light can shatter the shadows; held too close it doesn't dispel the dark but blinds us to the darkness.

Reason is only as good as your own rationality.

It is not our triumphs that make us; but that, over which, we triumph.

It is only in the palpable fear for your own existence, that you find existence worth fearing for at all.

Never toot your own horn . . .
hire a band.

I am in desperate need of some desperation!

The best ideological form of government is Communism, the best possible form of government is Totalitarian, and the best actually form of government is Democracy. Communism fails because it requires a perfect people, Totalitarianism fails because it requires a perfect leader, Democracy succeeds because it requires only that everyone be too selfish to let anyone gain too much power.

But, I don't want to push my luck; I like it where it is.

Everything in moderation, even moderation, cause somethings must be done in the extremes.

True greatness is not measured in the glory of your victories, but in the character of your failures. Often your greatest successes are built upon a foundation of your greatest failures.

I went on a vacation with some friends recently, we stayed at the worlds worst hotel. You think I'm exaggerating, but I'm not. We reserved three sweets.
We got two sours and a tangy.

Confidence does not equate capability.

There are two ways to deal with rain, stay dry, or get so wet it doesn't matter.

"I can be passive aggressive, but I try and avoid that tendency."

"Mostly Effective Man! Moving at the speed of quick!"

Be very ware of "a little bit", after all the world is flat . . . and "a little bit".

I do because I can, I can because I do.

Let then my failing be, not that I tried too little, but that I tried too much.

This sentence has approximately seven words in it.