I am just moments away from existence . . . in all directions!

I like to think of myself as an amateur-crastinator, cause I do it for free.

Illumination is a dangerous thing, spread out its light can shatter the shadows; held too close it doesn't dispel the dark but blinds us to the darkness.

Reason is only as good as your own rationality.

It is not our triumphs that make us; but that, over which, we triumph.

It is only in the palpable fear for your own existence, that you find existence worth fearing for at all.

Never toot your own horn . . .
hire a band.

I am in desperate need of some desperation!

The best ideological form of government is Communism, the best possible form of government is Totalitarian, and the best actually form of government is Democracy. Communism fails because it requires a perfect people, Totalitarianism fails because it requires a perfect leader, Democracy succeeds because it requires only that everyone be too selfish to let anyone gain too much power.

But, I don't want to push my luck; I like it where it is.

Everything in moderation, even moderation, cause somethings must be done in the extremes.

True greatness is not measured in the glory of your victories, but in the character of your failures. Often your greatest successes are built upon a foundation of your greatest failures.

I went on a vacation with some friends recently, we stayed at the worlds worst hotel. You think I'm exaggerating, but I'm not. We reserved three sweets.
We got two sours and a tangy.

Confidence does not equate capability.

There are two ways to deal with rain, stay dry, or get so wet it doesn't matter.

"I can be passive aggressive, but I try and avoid that tendency."

"Mostly Effective Man! Moving at the speed of quick!"

Be very ware of "a little bit", after all the world is flat . . . and "a little bit".

I do because I can, I can because I do.

Let then my failing be, not that I tried too little, but that I tried too much.

This sentence has approximately seven words in it.

"Oh no! I broke the thing-a-ma-jig, now the watch-ya-ma-call-it won't work, curse you something or other!"

Things I learned from being home-schooled: "L-m-n-o-p" is not a letter.

"Faith: the realization that you can't truly "know" anything, combined with the courage to act anyway."

Persistence precedes perfection.
(Procrastination preempts both.)

I find very little use for those who only ever agree with me, and no use whatsoever for those who only ever agree with themselves.