"I can be passive aggressive, but I try and avoid that tendency."

"Mostly Effective Man! Moving at the speed of quick!"

Be very ware of "a little bit", after all the world is flat . . . and "a little bit".

I do because I can, I can because I do.

Let then my failing be, not that I tried too little, but that I tried too much.

This sentence has approximately seven words in it.

"Oh no! I broke the thing-a-ma-jig, now the watch-ya-ma-call-it won't work, curse you something or other!"

Things I learned from being home-schooled: "L-m-n-o-p" is not a letter.

"Faith: the realization that you can't truly "know" anything, combined with the courage to act anyway."

Persistence precedes perfection.
(Procrastination preempts both.)

I find very little use for those who only ever agree with me, and no use whatsoever for those who only ever agree with themselves.

There is no such thing as ordinary; just extraordinary taken for granted.

(Caleb) is in desperate need of a brain trust (mine's being all suspicious like).

Me: You know what I think!
Myself: No?
I: Good.

"There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who think it's "Duck, duck, grey duck;" and those who are wrong."

"Note to self: Leaving notes to yourself; not a good way to remember things!"

Life is no mystic myriad of moments,
it is an instant,
an endless action;
sliding into infinity.

"Wiki its like spellchecker . . . for your brain!"

"Knowledge - just one Wiki away!"

Plan B? Don't screw up plan A!

I was gonna get you a present, but then I realized you already have that. So I decided to get you a future instead (they were all out of past). It should be showing up right about (after) now.

"I think I would have remembered if I'd forgotten something."

I have been fortunate enough, or unfortunate depending on your views concerning bliss and ignorance. To have learned just enough to realize how truly little it is that I have learned.

Skepticism isn't bad, its just easy, and easy is very often bad.

There is no such thing as failures, just future improvements.

It's a lot easier to take a leap of faith when there's someone behind you pushing.