Never toot your own horn . . .
hire a band.

I am in desperate need of some desperation!

The best ideological form of government is Communism, the best possible form of government is Totalitarian, and the best actually form of government is Democracy. Communism fails because it requires a perfect people, Totalitarianism fails because it requires a perfect leader, Democracy succeeds because it requires only that everyone be too selfish to let anyone gain too much power.

But, I don't want to push my luck; I like it where it is.

Everything in moderation, even moderation, cause somethings must be done in the extremes.